One Little Ducky Went to Billings, One Little Ducky Went to a rock, One Went...um...?

Kiwanis Ducks After Long Year of Training
Kiwanis Ducks After Long Year of Training

The Kiwanis Club Fundraising Duck Race results are in. The race was down the Big Goose River, with the finish line in Sheridan Kendrick Park. “Head Duck” Les Anderson spoke with Sheridan Media's Betsy Love:

And so what exactly is it that makes a winning "duck”?

But, the most important part of keeping the “ducks” healthy for racing time, he says:

There is also a prize for the last place duck—at least of those that don't head to Billings. This year's last place “winner” is Jennifer James.

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it could be worse

they could have been live ducks!

Duck race dog paddle.......?

Did anybody notice all the kids harrasing the ducks as they passed by the ice cream stand?
I saw 10-15 kids grabbing ducks, holding ducks, throwing ducks, and even throwing ducks! I heard one parent asking his two kids what numbers were the ducks (number on bottom of duck) and telling them "Nope that one isn't ours!" and the kids would then throw the poor ducks back upstream!

What is wrong?